Everything in the universe is either a potato or not a potato.
phasmascaptain
@freemymind-a-r-t-p-o-p / freemymind-a-r-t-p-o-p.tumblr.com
Everything in the universe is either a potato or not a potato.
I hopped off the plane at LAX
and it was in that moment I realized I boarded the wrong flight and would miss the birth of my first child
so I put my hands up
When you’ve been goofing off at work and turn around and see your boss
1 reblog = 1 long big c*ck for Putin
relatable
we’re 6 whole days into the new year and we still don’t have any 2016 memes
THIS IS THE TIGHTEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN
I AM SO IN LOVE WITH THIS
now that christmas is over we can start getting excited for the REAL highlight of the year!
still the best thing thats ever come out of his mouth