i will split the atom

Dietary requirements 🩸

Halion slowly becomes the nutritionist for the party - he just wants to be able to sit down and have a meal with everyone 🥹

a five year old note among my 1588 saved notes that just reads: four-dimensional salmon

OH WAIT I REMEMBER WHAT THAT MEANT

a higher-dimensional creature whose life cycle involves 'swimming upstream' backwards through time from the end of the universe to their spawning site at the birth of the universe

why did they make rolan so hot. this man keeps badmouthing me and i'm like. whatever you say gorgeous

Just be silly bro please. You're forgetting your whimsy, this isn't you.

I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid 

‘i saw your social cue but am ignoring it in the hopes you learn to use your words and communicate like an adult. hope this helps’

i feel like i do 25% of what an average person does in a day and still it's too much

why did they make rolan so hot. this man keeps badmouthing me and i'm like. whatever you say gorgeous

murderer: any last words

me: do u think i’m cute be honest

Would you absolve him of his crimes?

Meeting (soft) Rolan again at Sorcerous Sundries and Lorroakan is toast soon after

Tech bros who think digital is forever and that uploading your consciousness to a computer is immortality crack me up. Like bro, you'd be "immortal" on the computer for like a year until your own company sends out some software update that makes you incompatible and whoops, there goes TechBro.soul into the great Recycling Bin in the sky

Knowledge Revenge.

Wish you were here

I'm watching ds9 and I'm so sorry people who are obsessed with secondary/supporting characters. I get it now I understand your pain I am one of you. every episode I'm like man I hope I see my guy garak this time. I miss my guy garak. and almost every time there is no fucking garak. just watched the ep shadowplay and when bashir MENTIONED garak I leaped into the air and clapped my hands and cheered. crazy behavior. good show though. I am enjoying it