It’s my birthday...

So you know what that means; especially since I’ve been behaving myself for way too long. Party @ the shore, of course.

Whoa, cool! My birthday’s tomorrow. I’d love to join you for a joint party. Can Leah be invited?

Uh, dude. NO way, that’s so awesome. Joint party all the way, and of course Miss Leah can come, shes super cool and doesn’t count as a professor for that reason.

PM: …We’re going to have a discussion about you being in a Mexican jail for three days and not calling me. I’ll wait until Monday, though, since it’s your birthday.

Bullshit. “Upping my game” for you still isn’t even near my level, kid.

PM: It was awful. Chewy was not an ideal cellmate. Mexican weed is terrible, it totally wasn’t worth it. Thanks for sparing me the birthday weekend though. Hey, maybe after all my parties, we can go grab a beer, just the two of us.

I can bust out 10 pull ups now, and run up 12 foot walls. I think that counts as upped game when your cousin is essentially a marine ninja.

PM: That’s what you get for not calling me. And yes, we can go grab a beer. If it wasn’t a school night, I would have taken you out for one last night.

…You know, you have a point. For a civilian, it’s actually really impressive. Now, if you can run the obstacle course in under half an hour, I’ll be even more impressed.

PM: Hey, I promise I'll call you next time. You dont have to tell me twice. I just... I didn't want to disappoint you again. I felt like I had done so much that already, which is why I've been laying low lately.

How about we do the obsticle course, then grab a beer because I have a feeling I'm going to need said beer when you're done with me.

It’s my birthday...

stbsubjason:

Happy Birthday, Jason.

I’m in. Mistress Delphine, too. When should we show?

Thanks, Lady Q. I’ll do my best to stay out of trouble.

9pm tomorrow at the shore, I’m having a bonfire. It would be sweet as hell if you both could make it.

PM: …We’re going to have a discussion about you being in a Mexican jail for three days and not calling me. I’ll wait until Monday, though, since it’s your birthday.

Bullshit. “Upping my game” for you still isn’t even near my level, kid.

PM: It was awful. Chewy was not an ideal cellmate. Mexican weed is terrible, it totally wasn’t worth it. Thanks for sparing me the birthday weekend though. Hey, maybe after all my parties, we can go grab a beer, just the two of us.

I can bust out 10 pull ups now, and run up 12 foot walls. I think that counts as upped game when your cousin is essentially a marine ninja.

It’s my birthday...

So you know what that means; especially since I’ve been behaving myself for way too long. Party @ the shore, of course.

[PM] When?

PM: I’m thinking tomorrow night, 9pm when it gets dark so we can do a bonfire.

Dear first class lounge

I love you and your delicious beverages. 

If by delicious you mean strong, then yes. I think the stewardess likes us, dude. She's been doubling up on the mini bottles in our drinks.

Are you going to start a poll to know what’s the best time for guys to masturbate?

I prefer nights. It helps me sleep better.

Nah, I don’t see why it matters. Whatever gets you off right?

PM: Dude, sometimes I jerk off at night before bed too. Not all the time, but twice in one day isn’t a bad thing.

Besides, if you wanna pee in the morning you gotta rub that morning wood out otherwise it will be like the fountain of piss going all the guck over.

You’re right about that.

PM: Twice a day? Are you serious?

I don’t really have morning problems unless I didn’t take care of it the night before.

PM: Not every day, just sometimes. Sometimes I get hard after lacrosse practice, I think it's from all the adrenaline.

When I'm getting it in frequently I actually jerk off less, but that's not surprising. also, if I submit sexually, I don't jerk off as much. I wonder if all these things are related.

Are you going to start a poll to know what’s the best time for guys to masturbate?

I prefer nights. It helps me sleep better.

Nah, I don't see why it matters. Whatever gets you off right?

PM: Dude, sometimes I jerk off at night before bed too. Not all the time, but twice in one day isn't a bad thing.

Besides, if you wanna pee in the morning you gotta rub that morning wood out otherwise it will be like the fountain of piss going all the guck over.