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@professional-dickers / professional-dickers.tumblr.com

20|fem|bi| multi-fandom blog with various other things. Feel free to messege me anything.
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Parks & Rec, Pretty Little Liars and the Fast & Furious films all exist in the same universe

And SCANDAL WTF

Oh jeez, SCANDAL….

….and BATTLESHIP too, apparently. It’s a goddamn conspiracy 

Oh god. He’s on REVENGE too. How deep does this rabbit-hole go….

Oh my god. DEXTER.

THE ACTUAL NEWS

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hijinksensue

I read an interview with this guy (who is a real news anchor), and he said he told his acting agent that he is ONLY interested in parts where he plays a new anchor. This is no coincidence. This is by design. 

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fieldbears

what is his plan

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bunkey

the fact that biden cant landslide an impeached president responsible for a massive lethal disease outbreak shows how fucking pathetic he really is

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biglawbear

Biden has over 70 million votes, which is the most of any Presidential candidate in history. He's leading Trump by 4 million votes.

He came very close to flipping Texas, Georgia, and North Carolina.

The take is that 1) the electoral college is fucked up and 2) white supremacy and hate are extremely strong motivators for this country's right wing, not "Biden is pathetic," you fucking dimwit

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jodylondon

So my friend and I were wondering about how new emojis are born.  Turns out you gotta write a proposal and submit it to the Unicode Consortium.  I was looking into it and found the proposal for the broccoli emoji (link).  It’s just so wholesome:

You gotta justify that the new emoji has multiple uses.

Then again, maybe not so wholesome:

By now, I’m like 5 pages into this proposal and I’m like, “why did someone take the time to write an 8 page document on why we need a broccoli emoji?”  Then I saw this:

These guys just really like broccoli.

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anarkiddo

if biden wins you bitches better still be just as fucking critical of the government as you were when trump was in office do not ignore the human rights violations of our state simply because biden’s less honest about his political ideology than trump

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All this is making me lose it

11:53 PM EASTERN TIME

NEVADA RESULT: STILL UNKNOWN

ELECTION RESULTS: ALSO STILL UNKNOWN

DABI: Trending at no. 5 rank on Twitter and still rising up apparently

Maybe it was there before and I didn’t notice, but the fact that Twitter specifically created ‘context descriptions’ for the election only to have to use it for anime fantasy family drama—

My god. The intern writing these must be having A Day.

MORNING UPDATE, 9:28 AM:

Fans are slowly translating the leaks for Dabi’s backstory,

Which is being revealed faster than the count in Nevada.

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