what am i even doing with my life?

That time of year again

TUMBLR IS SO BORING WITH ALL YOU NERDS AT DASHCON

((you all better come back with some amazing tales))

#scrap of bloodstained paper you find in a dungeon #or clutched in a skeleton’s fist (via @beaft)

i hit rock bottom like every 5 hours

I could have lived in peace (stayed warm in my bed) but my enemies (job that pays my bills) brought me war (e-mails i have to respond to)

when I am in my own environment I am so calm and friendly and normal, and when I am outside of that environment I am like a cat at the vet

Same energy

girl help they are making me do my job at work

Pin for survivors

sorry if this is a dumb question but uhmm is anyone else's boop-o-meter doing this???

What if Gordon Ramsay voiced a GPS

“Great job, you missed the exit you fucking disgrace.”

Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen

tumblr: we have banned you for "sexually explicit content" despite saying prior that you do not post anything that breaks TOS

tumblr: heres our new ad where you protect a doge from bee attacks inside of a hole shaped like a woman fucking herself in high heels