Sallama Pajama

My best friend tagged me (the lactose intolerant person) in this because I eat a lot of icecream. 

Here are her tags for your viewing pleasure.

You’re welcome.

you make it sound like my response wasn’t justified by these tags

look at them salma

From now on I’m only taking fashion advice from the Sailor Moon series

Like let’s be real here

Every girl in sailor moon is a lesbian and I’m stealing all of their looks

My best friend tagged me (the lactose intolerant person) in this because I eat a lot of icecream. 

Here are her tags for your viewing pleasure.

You’re welcome.

if I was a vampire on the run from the volturi I would just. hide at the bottom of the fuckin ocean. the ocean is huge. who’s gonna look there? Demetri would look for me and he’d just see darkness and some plankton. like where is this bitch? idk u figure it out u old hoe. I’m somewhere in the fuck you region. good luck scouring the ocean floor, 80% of this planets surface, u dipshit. I drink the blood of the scary creatures down there. I’m chillin. check mate bitch

#everything about this is a masterpiece including the url

A homeless guy wanted me to help him touch a seagull.

A homeless guy handed me his literal seagull once outside a Dennys

five years ago a man at a Denny’s handed me a live seagull

But do you remember your mom’s reaction when you told her tho

That’s one of the best parts of the story aside from a man with a shopping cart handing you his seagull

I was in Walmart and I met these two older ladies who were married. One was dressed in pink and super femme clothing, while the other was clearly Goth, sporting black lipstick, which left a weird impression on me for some reason. I’m not sure if I asked them something or if they were just randomly talking to me, but the woman dressed in pink told me that I “need a leather jacket.” I told her that I had a denim one, which caused them to look at each other in a knowing way, right before my eyes snapped open.

TLDR: In my dream, I was visited by a cryptic lesbian couple who were trying to teach me how to gay properly.

Reblog to be visited by lesbian fairy godmothers

If you don’t have anywhere to wear a very specific piece you have in your wardrobe, grab a friend or three and host a “soirée.” Get some $5 sparkling wine or grape juice, some cheese or cocktail onions or grapes if you don’t eat cheese and make a Playlist and just walk around one of your homes being fancy together. It’s nice to go out but if you can’t, don’t let that stop you.

i just got soirée and séance confused and the last two minutes were a bit distressing

Honestly? Invite your ghost friends too. They probably have hella looks to serve.

“Anyone you’re dating who gets upset upon learning you’re bi is doing you a favor by disqualifying themselves from the list of People Who Get to Date You.”

yo this is hella important

being gay is way more fun when you have someone to be gay with

i think most people are interpreting this as wanting a partner, but also being gay is way better when you have a bunch of gay friends

Artoo Deco by Kurt Zimmerman From Kitsch Meow on Facebook.

ARTOO DECO

When ur brain is being perfectionist hit it with a stick

In one powerful tweetstorm, this woman demolishes the hypocrisy of fat shaming

I thought this tweet was important to include too

this is body positivity that’s like actually important lmao 

Once more for the people in the back