rip hugh hefner. i honestly believed he was immortal

i want to reach a Stevie Nicks level of etherealness where people are in awe of my existence and there are rumors that i’m a witch or not even human like that’s where i wanna be in life

Imagine explaining cheese on a burger to a cow

You would not believe your knees

If 10 million bumble bees

what would you do if you went to a party and they was playing owl city fireflies

Go hard

Planet earth might turn slowly but this ass don’t

Thank god for titties and rice

The Princess Diaries (2001) may only have a 47% on rotten tomatoes but it will always have a 100% in my heart

whatta way to go

@haa-ghey