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horny on main is so 2016
I want nick valensi to lay eggs in my mouth
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I need to be kidnapped by kind aliens who take me to the alien vet and they know exactly what's wrong with me and they cure me and feed me nutritious meals
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In what world is tall muscular man not conventionally attractive
We've all been down here too long. I truly think there's a chunk of tumblr's population that can no longer survive sunlight.
women will say “hear me out” and show u a photo of pyramid head and then tumblr users will go “this is a perfectly normal man and an ice cold take”
My cat and I should have just stayed overseas. I hope Canada collapses. Fuck this country and fuck anybody who doesn't see an issue with how things are here.
Being 28 means realizing that between the ages of 18-65 nobody gives a rats ass about you, you're on your own. There's no subsidies, extra benefits, or even discounted councilling available for you. You're on your own to rot and die.
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not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store
this getting 20 notes in under a minute... we need to start killing the government
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HOUSE M.D. | Season 2 Episode 16: Safe
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"I just wanna hear you say,
You got me baby,
R U Mine"
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Julian used to be so pretty man, I mean ik he's generally gone a bit down hill bit still...
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I found this announcement on Pinterest. Anyone knows where I can buy it?
