Hot diggity dog

sweet dreams my pink friend

this is the only picture i want to look at for the rest of my life

who needs a boyfriend when spotify makes you a mixtape of songs it thinks you’d like every monday 

me: *opens a message 2 seconds after waking up* haha… i’ll reply to this later… *snoozes*

me two weeks later: wait a minute… Fuck

no homo but my dick look like a dick

—– that gay shit —–>              me

the notes tell a different story

FUCK!

put it back and lets pretend this never existed

Don’t put it back, its an aggressive invasive species 

Christ

That’s a lot of nuggets right there

can u imagine going noodlin and this chomps down on you oh my god

Duuuuude!! Catfish grow to the amount of food there is which means the river these guys came from must be plentiful as fuck, or it’s eating the native species.  PSA: do NOT catch and release catfish. The fuckers will screw with the rivers ecosystem if they’re not native to the area. These are the sort of size fish that WILL have a go at eating people as well, they will probs chock but yeah. Catfish have little to no sight, since they’re bottom feeders they scout for food mostly using their feelers, and just swallow whatever they think can fit in their mouths.  I watch a lot of Jeremy Wades River Monsters when I’m bored. The shit he films is ridiculous and I love it.

Edit: Cat fish are also cannibals if there’s no other food source.

Whole block eatin good tonight

@donesparce

@la-siren

I could eat for days off of his fat ass

😷😷😷😷😷😷😷

Why did I know what picture was coming? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

“I wasn’t doing anything!” [via @_sophocles_]

What the HELL is Naruto doing with his arms

no wonder the other guy is goin faster

wut

such majesty

where r they goin

I never enjoyed a pictures series more

JUST LETTING Y'ALL KNOW WHERE THIS BLOG STANDS.

Reblog every time it hits my Dash

“What’s everyone looking at??”

So, there has been a green cat walking around the streets of Varna, Bulgaria this week. Many believed that it must’ve been the work of some awful vandals and started a Facebook page to find them… However, it was determined the cat turned himself green when he slept in some left over synthetic green paint and licked himself. People have been trying to catch this handsome fellow so they can clean him off but so far, have been unsuccessful. Apparently, this happened last year too so people don’t think it’s poisonous. He and his friend sure don’t seem to mind but hopefully he’ll get his bath soon!

Watch the video HERE

Via BuzzFeed

this is like a tougher version of an enemy you find in an rpg later in the game

beast boys undercover mission has been compromised 

I’m sorry, we need to take a short break from horses to appreciate that my boyfriend’s cat has a treadmill, and she will only run on it if she has an audience.

C'mon buddy, YOU CAN GET IT!!!

i know i’ve said this before, but: what the fuck denny’s

You don’t know how much someone is worth to you

until you sell them

jesus christ