My child
Honestly I’m not gonna survive the apocalypse. Y'all go on gathering berries and drinking cockroach milk (apparently) and forming barter economies and I’m gonna stay in my house until the last of my seltzer runs out and then I’m gonna put on an all cashmere outfit and lay down and die. Have fun fending off the coyotes and doomsday cults and living on expired canned goods in a world with no more Netflix. Pass.
Is it easier to breathe in here or is it just me? Either way, check out the full graphical breakdown in our full post on these handy plants.
* drink at least 64oz of water per day * exfoliate 2-3 times per week * shampoo once a month * deep condition hair weekly * wash your face twice a day * make sure you tone and moisturize after washing your face * exercise at least 4 days a week, more is better if you can * WEAR FUCKING SUNSCREEN * keep alcohol and drug use to a minimum, none if you can * pray or meditate daily * keep your nails done, even if you gotta do them yourself * read a book worth reading * add a hair vitamin to your regimen if you wanna grow hair out * trim your ends when necessary, please * don’t let these niggas stress you
Sounds like work
sounds like the basics.
Thank you
shampoo just ONCE ?!
REPRESENTATION MATTERS.
Representation is SO important.
Amber Rose is simply not interested in your slut-shaming. The unapologetic social-media star doesn’t mince words when it comes to a woman’s right to own her sexuality. And you have to hear how passionately she defends the women in the audience.
Gifs: VH1
Go on with your two strand twist, lace front wig with the built in baby hairs. LET👏🏾THESE👏🏾WOMEN👏🏾KNOW👏🏾
HAHAHAHAHHAHA
I’ll always Reblog
A woman was denied pants or tampons after being arrested for not completing a diversion course that was part of her sentencing from a shoplifting charge. But see how the judge reacts when she finds out that the prisoner’s humiliating treatment is apparently routine.
Gifs: Raw Leak
I hope she chopped heads that day.
“I am that clumsy human, always loving, loving, loving. And loving. And never leaving.” ― Frida Kahlo
Stop being fake nice to these girls for some pussy.
Stop pretending to care about her for some pussy.
Stop lying to her for some pussy.
Stop acting like you want a relationship with her for some pussy.
Stop being fooled.
Stop blaming people for being manipulated. It’s literally so hard to tell if somebody is being honest or lying. Ya know people do become experts at this shit. So how bout you stop feeling attacked because “i’m not like that and you should be smarter” and just say “yeah guys, stop pretending to fake care about these girls for some pussy when you could skip all the unnecessary effort and just be straight forward with her” but noooo you wanna put the blame on women. smh, sorry ass.
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“stop being fooled, but also stop being wary or mistrustful of ME”
-these dudes out here
srsly. y'all get offended when someone is cautious around you, but you’d rather blame women for taking y'all at your lying-ass word than encourage each other to be honest, so as to have mutually agreed upon sex/relationships and fewer scarred people in your future.
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Love this. @youreroticspace #chemistry #forscience
no offense but….kindness and being polite is really underrated some of y’all are so unnecessarily mean and i dont understand why