[Text - 12:49 pm]: .....

[Text - 12:49 pm]: Since you clearly have energy to spare, once you are done with the box you were working on, you can proceed to find the next one behind my desk.

[Text - 12:50 pm]: And lets call it your assignment instead of your reports if that title soothes your wretched soul.

She wonders why she deals with the lot. Each. One. Of. Them. ANNOYING.

@konohagakurekakashi

Ano, wasn't slavery abolished in 1948? Cue an extra slump to his shoulders, as he burrowed further into his rickety, non-ergonomic, office chair.

[Text - 12:50 pm]: Hai....Hai...I'll get right on that.

[Text - 12:51 pm]: Should I call for lunch, maybe put in a stationary order?

His title might as well be changed to secretary-sama at this point.

[Text - 12:52 pm]: Also please don't say cake. Cake doesn't count as sustenance.

message sent, followed by two more clicks as his screen minimized to the article he'd been pouring over: 'Applied Sciences - How to care for your Monstera.' @senjutsunade

How dare he? How dare he?

[Text - 12:53 pm]: Red velvet.

[Text - 12:53 pm]: You're paying.

[Text - 12:54 pm]: Heathen!!

[Text - 12:54 pm]: Be glad I'm on the other end of the building and these tax documents are holding me captive or I'd have shoved all those incomplete reports down your throat.

[Text - 12:54 pm]: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

[Text - 12:55 pm]: And I want a vanilla latte. Steaming. Not cold like your empty soul.

Sustenance? Rich coming from the one who survived a whole month on Poki and granola bars or a dare from Anko?

@konohagakurekakashi

A silver brow arched disconcerted at the steady onslaught of ‘pings’ parroting from his device, the Senju’s ire prominent and laced with every vibration, notwithstanding the fact that they were separated by many doors and hallways of scuffed linoleum. Yare, yare. He forgot how serious his employer was about sweet things. An error on his part, clearly. He stood with an exaggerated stretch, before meandering into the general direction of the elevator.

[Text – 13:00pm]: Ouch. I’m a frail, old man, Tsunade-sama.

[Text – 13:01pm]: Throwing insults like that might affect my sensitivities one of these days.

[Text -13:02pm]: Also, lore has it taxes are more of an Uchiha thing?

[Text- 13:04pm]: Itachi-chan usually files our returns months in advance. Did our resident prodigy finally miss a deadline? @senjutsunade

The reminder of the Uchiha, mention of the due date and the whinging about age was honestly the best way for her to take her ire out -- while procrastinating too of course. The font of the thrice damned documents was giving her a migraine.

[Text- 13:04pm]: The man-child has a cold.

[Text- 13:04pm]: His mother thinks its the end of the world.

[Text- 13:04pm]: His useless father thinks blaming it all on me - as always - is the only way his son will survive.

[Text- 13:05pm]: The only thing the father and the son have in common is their fear of Mikoto.

[Text- 13:05pm]: Their fear is also the only indication that either of those two have any brain cells.

[Text- 13:05pm]: And I'm not getting in the middle of that mess.

[Text- 13:06 pm]: So on your way back, pick up the files the man-child took with him. I need them before 8.

[Text- 13:05pm]: If we have to pay a fine because you're late, its coming out of your paycheck.

[Text- 13:06pm]: Extra sugar in my late, Hatake.

Who'd have thought that Kakashi, for once did something on time - as in send her a text exactly as she realized she needed to somehow get those files from the Uchiha household.

@konohagakurekakashi

Senju and Ribbons 

Naruto in Stuido Ghibli style

一些悲伤的回忆

[Text - 12:49 pm]: .....

[Text - 12:49 pm]: Since you clearly have energy to spare, once you are done with the box you were working on, you can proceed to find the next one behind my desk.

[Text - 12:50 pm]: And lets call it your assignment instead of your reports if that title soothes your wretched soul.

She wonders why she deals with the lot. Each. One. Of. Them. ANNOYING.

@konohagakurekakashi

Ano, wasn't slavery abolished in 1948? Cue an extra slump to his shoulders, as he burrowed further into his rickety, non-ergonomic, office chair.

[Text - 12:50 pm]: Hai....Hai...I'll get right on that.

[Text - 12:51 pm]: Should I call for lunch, maybe put in a stationary order?

His title might as well be changed to secretary-sama at this point.

[Text - 12:52 pm]: Also please don't say cake. Cake doesn't count as sustenance.

message sent, followed by two more clicks as his screen minimized to the article he'd been pouring over: 'Applied Sciences - How to care for your Monstera.' @senjutsunade

How dare he? How dare he?

[Text - 12:53 pm]: Red velvet.

[Text - 12:53 pm]: You're paying.

[Text - 12:54 pm]: Heathen!!

[Text - 12:54 pm]: Be glad I'm on the other end of the building and these tax documents are holding me captive or I'd have shoved all those incomplete reports down your throat.

[Text - 12:54 pm]: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

[Text - 12:55 pm]: And I want a vanilla latte. Steaming. Not cold like your empty soul.

Sustenance? Rich coming from the one who survived a whole month on Poki and granola bars or a dare from Anko?

@konohagakurekakashi

[Text - 12:49 pm]: .....

[Text - 12:49 pm]: Since you clearly have energy to spare, once you are done with the box you were working on, you can proceed to find the next one behind my desk.

[Text - 12:50 pm]: And lets call it your assignment instead of your reports if that title soothes your wretched soul.

She wonders why she deals with the lot. Each. One. Of. Them. ANNOYING.

@konohagakurekakashi

|| Tsunade and Kakashi giving each other the side-eye every time they are forced to sit in yet another council meeting that could have been an email.

Loathe, yet forced to listen to the sweet, kill me now, soundtrack of Koharu-sama's gums siphoning the life out of an agar jelly cube.

Anmitsu aside...Is it just me or does it seem like they are seated in the presence of their future selves?...Why is there no such thing as a decent retirement package in the Hidden Leaf? Do they not deserve the rest?

Demo, the joint torture would surely make for some interesting scenarios @senjutsunade ^^''

♠♣♥♦

So here's my question....

Would Tsunade ever remember her password & would Kakashi ever open his emails?

I think they are made to sit through the torment because that is the only way to get their attention. Unfortunate, though.

I'm more curious to know how they cornered those two into actually attending the meeting. Must have taken an endless amount of cunning - which of course Koharu possesses under those endless wrinkles.

As for future selves...speak for yourself. e-e*

Endless amount of snark and whinging is what shall be the product of said scenario. I'm game if you are. Nothing gives me more pleasure than to whine about work. xD

@konohagakurekakashi

NOSTALGIA!

T_T

@konohagakurekakashi

@minaa-munch

Neh.

I told you it was like going through a trippy, time-travel no jutsu. It would be even /more/ nostalgic if I could actually follow our threads, hmm @minaa-munch ? The reblogs and links are an unexpected nightmare. However did we cope. Better yet, how did you cope @senjutsunade?

Time travel no jutsu? +_+ way to get the flake interested haha. Honestly though, I admire both you and @senjutsunade for being brave enough to venture. I would get lost.

All the more reason for that shared folder - speaking of, let's create more lore! I have ideas +_+

Who says I coped? I clearly did not. uwu'' @konohagakurekakashi

You won't be thanking us for the interest soon, @minaa-munch. Lol. You know you tend to get obsessed and yeahhh.

Anyhow - as Hokage's this be our burden till the end of times. So get ready to spend your surviving neurons in service of your village.

Well he asked for it, right?

And so the Warlock turned munchkin (didn't they just make a perfect pair?) picks up the orb with a shrug and smacks it hard against a rock. Blinks as it slowly cracks and smirks.

"Guess what twinkle-dumb? You ain't entirely dumb after all." the blonde crouched down to pick up the orb that had fallen once she had smacked it against the rock a fourth time, and picks it up, a large grin on her child-like face. "Should we try it one more time?"

Somehow, in situations like these, she always forgot that she did have access to some magic that could have been employed to make things simpler and less...destructive.

But its the result that matters and not how you get there, right?

@minaa-munch

The baby sannin and the Senju. OK IDEAS UNDER THE CUT

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