theperksofbeing-samantha reblogged
“We never just talk anymore.”
theperksofbeing-samantha reblogged
chylerwest-deactivated20140722
satanslittlewh0re
this is the best pun in tv history but oh my gosh the feels
Source: extraordinarygrey
theperksofbeing-samantha reblogged
some nerd: if you stop eating refined sugars for a while it changes your whole palate. you'll start to notice the natural sweetness of baby carrots, or whole wheat bread!
me: *pouring chocolate-covered potato chips into my mouth* that's real fucking neato
theperksofbeing-samantha reblogged
theperksofbeing-samantha reblogged
“what state do you live in?”
constant anxiety
theperksofbeing-samantha reblogged
employer: your drug test came back negative
me: perfect, when do I start?
employer: sorry, we don’t hire fuckin losers
Got a little too excited when the bar played 5 Seconds of Summer. Not ashamed.
theperksofbeing-samantha reblogged
theperksofbeing-samantha reblogged
white boys with full lips
theperksofbeing-samantha reblogged
I wish people randomly offered me weed as much as middle school health classes made it seem they would