God's Dead

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some notable catchphrases of 2013:

the mountain goats is like my only source for information on what the christian bible is like so what im guessing is that theres a lot of guys who get kidnapped and bleed out in the desert

Downright perverse that I can’t enjoy a bagel right now

on account of the curse?

on account of the curse.

Can you two stop mentioning my curse there’s girls on this website

Chalk is squids road.

kitten, stop fucking around and tell daddy where you hid his prozac or daddy's gonna add another 'hey there delilah' to the sex playlist

why do you guys only like my bad posts

something im noticing is the redditors are just commenting on everything via reblogs with reckless abandon. and its so funny bc thats how youre MEANT to use this fucking website but we've trained ourselves out of it somehow.

I feel like a fucking chimp raised in a lab let out into the wild and just doing shit without understanding wtf is going on because I was raised to click the button to get cookie

look, that one's trying to upvote

not to be a hedonist but. pleasure IS the whole point, my loves. we are made for pleasure. humans have not survived out of spite or sheer grit or simply to make more humans. we live for pleasure. the pleasure of licking the last delicious crumbs off your fingers and feeling sunlight on your skin and massaging a loved one's shoulders. we're made to fill our bellies with delicious food, to nap in soft grass, to touch each other in joy and comfort.

there is no shame or guilt in our bodies doing what they were made to do. and we are made for pleasure.

moodboard

things on my mind this week

Thanks flea

i would have played pretend on the playground with all of u btw

it's always funny when someone's like "why can't we have a serial killer that targets awful people like abusive ceos" because like...the thing is serial killers are generally not great people who want to make the world a better place . this can be seen in the killing and torturing.

do you still love me? even if im a little weird?

awwww... you make me blush :)

you guys just say sentences

I mean it is sorta counter cultural to admit you're a swifty on tumblr these days

no it isn’t. hope this helps

Eminem isn’t violent, Slim Shady is. Get it right.

im robbing a bank tomorrow and when the cops come for me imma tell them it was my alter ego countess boochie flagrante