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some gems from The Room’s script

Sorry That I Haven’t Seen You In Six Months Because I’m Depressed and My House Is a Mess Because I’m Depressed and I Can’t Talk about What I’ve Been Doing Lately Because I Haven’t Been Doing Anything Lately Because I’m Depressed: the Trilogy

Me getting up in the morning like 

Hittin’ the keyboard like

Friends comin’ online like

DID YOu SEE tHE THINGg MY GOD

I JUST UGLY LAUGHED SO HARD I WOKE UP THE DAMN HOUSE JFC!!!

LOL

DO NOT CLICK THIS IF YOU NEED TO BE QUIET

LMFAOOOOOO

the enemy of my enemy is my friend

Since bat wings are just skin stretched between elongated finger bones, bats fly through the power of jazz hands.

i didn’t know i needed this until it arrived

“your generation is obsessed with instant gratification” mom you freak the fuck out and stomp out of a restaurant when you wait more than 15 minutes for your food

Technically speaking there is a lot of food in this house. However, none of it is sweet and none of it is microwaveable. Therefore, there is no food in this house.

Some weird shit is about to go down…

me when i enter a room

I want all of the content on this site to be deleted apart from this video

im glad tumblr people are finally discovering the gem that is indian soap operas

When I have a trouble ,drawing Corgi (and butt) can help me 

kids on skype have such legit things as their moods like

but all the people over age 16 have shit like this

this is like looking at the original draft of the constitution

Me, July 3rd, 11:59pm: America is deeply flawed

Me, July 4th, 12:00am: