I just wanna be tiny for once in my life is that too much to ask for

you still gotta flirt with her, even if she's ur girl

not to be political but….. i love girls

How is that political?

occasionally, some people dislike lesbians sometimes

Fuck off

xo

Why does this man hate himself so much? (x)

JOHN PLS

J O H N 😂😂

this is me when people ask me about myself 

Wow! So magical. Where I wanna be

is this real!!!!!!!!

totes real. the lawns and fields around northfield looked like that this june. fireflies are making a rebound as pesticide use goes down!

I’m screaming someone DMed me asking for me to help them with their homework

reblog if it’s okay to DM you asking for homework help

Mirai Nagasu is the first USA female figure skater to land the triple axel at Winter Olympics @ Pyeongchang 2018 (and Team USA being the cutest cheering section ever)

This is truly incredible.

honestly “i’ll do whatever you want” “then perish” is the single most powerful exchange possible in the english language and it’s from some bizarre “hewwo” obama rp

And there was that other post where someone dreamt that Obama said “violence for violence is the rule of beasts” like what is it about Obama that makes people come up with such raw fucking dialogue for him

my mother had a dream where he lived in the forest and she had a cigarette with him and he said “to become god is the loneliest achievement of them all” and put it out and walked into the mist and i’ve never fucking forgotten that

Reboot this post to be blessed with dream Obama’s wisdom

WHOO lmao

WHERE IS THIS FROM?!

we’re literally floating on a tiny planet in fucking space why are we surrounded by hatred and misery. why can’t everyone just calm the fuck down and lay on some grass. the sun is a GIANT BURNING ORB why does money exist. fuck everything

she’s out there making owl noises

who

we’re literally floating on a tiny planet in fucking space why are we surrounded by hatred and misery. why can’t everyone just calm the fuck down and lay on some grass. the sun is a GIANT BURNING ORB why does money exist. fuck everything

Do you know how fucking HARD this is!? Turtles die of old age, naturally, that’s why they live so long. They rarely get sick and don’t have illnesses such as cancer or even the common cold, naturally occurring. So, for there to be turtle specific herpes……..it’s not a good sign.

This is really sad

So I googled this and apparently these turtles carry the herpes virus latently- that is theyre infected but they don’t have symptoms or problems. Stress is what causes these viruses to pop back up and lots of things cause stress. Even the wrong microbial environment can fuck this up. Human activity puts a huge amount of stress on these animals and their environment and as a result their immune system cannot keep the virus in check. We’re exhausting these animals into disease.

“Dawg this random bird trying to get me to adopt him”

I want this to be my life

das a beebee