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Abe's Lame Raves Named

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Welcome to my personal Abe-ttoir! It's a pun on "abattoir." It means slaughterhouse. I'm a literate guy!
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I still don’t believe you Tina Fey. Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt is 30 Rock canon.

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wth i just got 0/9 on this riddle website

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oh man this plays on the same medium as american idol what a time to be alive

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i requested that WHs imdb page be replaced with only this image two days ago but they havent responded

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shit’s getting real

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So, Fantastic Four (2005) subtext is the opposite of most Fault in Our Stars (2014) quotes.

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Nurse Object, you are the best nurse there is. - Fantastic Four (2005)

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juss watchin friday night lamps

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In the early morning of June 19, 2015, Anthony came to the rotten tomatoes page for Jurassic Park movies to tell us exactly how he feels about this whole thing.

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This was made 47 years ago and it’s as unapologetic as pulp filmmaking can get. 

I can’t believe I'm saying this but there's so much here that outpaces its current contemporaries that I feel a little bit guilty. For all its archaic whiteness, this has more compositional integrity and spatial cleverness than most films made in the last 10 years (of course, save a handful or so; obviously, you monster).  Point is this was about as lowest common denominator late-60s as it got.

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it really is the future

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