incredible how much housework you can get done if you take a chance and believe in yourself and also have fifteen other much more pressing responsibilities

“We’re born alone and we die alone” you were born alone? Your mom wasn’t there?

Do y'all have any favorite card games?

frog chair

Okay I- 😭

fuck w me

tumblr being all adults nowadays is so funny because my mutuals are either unemployed chainsmokers or Ezra, Bioengineering PHD Candidate at University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill

one of the important lessons to learn about adult life is that the gap between an unemployed chainsmoker and a bioengineering phd candidate is actually not that large

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

and don’t you fucking forget it

This is a safe space for whiners, complainers, bellyachers, and the generally unsatisfied

"You should be at the club" Direct exposure to the club would kill me instantly

"You should be at bar trivia night" This I cannot deny

welcome to applebees would you like apples or bees?

“Bees?”

“HE PICKED THE BEES!!” *chefs angrily shake jars of bees*

“Don’t wait until the last minute to do your assignments!”

listen. I don’t. But I am always trapped in a vicious cycle.

And the only thing that breaks this cycle is the dread of an imminent deadline

Very ADHD

hearing your mutuals voices for the first time is wild some of them are literally british