professional karna appreciator (#1 karnasseur)

First time painting a portrait with oils so obv i chose Alucard to be my model <3

me:

my brain: oh? you’re a chime?

a week ago i saw this on facebook and thought it was fucking hilarious and now i cant get it out of my head. ill be sitting on the bus or be alone in my room and just say “oh? you’re a chime?” out loud

would you trust your icon to babysit your children be honest

pixiv banning r18 material in the us/uk is bad. really bad

i shouldn't need to tell you why this is concerning

Here's the full announcement post:

You can get around this by changing your region in pixiv, as the post states, but that's aside from the point here

C-PHER // 'la más del toro' runway ❥ la más draga: solo las más ep 05

lostbelt men will literally forget

duryodhana: being exiled is no excuse to be homeless. step it up slackers

I am sorry to everyone who tagged me in some tag game and I never responded. I saw it and thought “aww they thought of me” and proceeded to forget about it right after

normalize having more than one best friend. "best friend" shouldn't just be a title reserved for one person... best friend is a species...

#best friend is a CLASS of friend #one you can achieve #thru mutual embarrassment and hard work (via @pptiny)

Light

These guys...

Bonus:

ill be sappy whenever i want. i dont give a shit. i love you. fuck off

spiders have got to figure out contracting I need to be able to call my local spiders union and be like "hey can you send a guy out for a few days the fruit flies are back" and then pay it in spider currency. I'll learn the conversion rates. I'll be generous with my rounding. please.

i just found out tumblr was storing over three GIGABYTES of cookies on my device without me knowing and that's why it's been running so fucking slow recently... incredible. anyways everyone go clear your fucking cookies. don't let this website run a goddamn video game's worth of disc space in the background for no good reason.

on firefox: settings → search "cookies" → scroll down → "manage cookies" → tumblr should be at the very top because of how much space it's taking → select it → clear cookies → save changes. done

i've had a problem for a week or two where tumblr would just hang for like 20 seconds on load and profiles looked like it was reading a database. went and checked. 2.4GB of cookies. you are correct. good job. holy shit what is wrong with this website.