MEME ELITIST

Jacopo Ligozzi (Italian, 1547–1627)

I've Endured, Now What?

Blue Iris - Mary Oliver / So This Is All I Will Ever Be? - Fatima Aamer Bilal / Vive, Vive - Traci Brimhall

they thells she shells by the he whore

what about being an old ass wizard makes you answer every question with cryptic nonsense. "Only time will tell whether you surround yourself with allies or enemies" dude I just asked what kind of chips you want

that’s name brand for wizard chips

look at this absolutely FANTASTIC saltwater version of my eels. god. what a man. perfection exists and its name is diademichthys lineatus

is that, a little mouth right on the end?

take a closer look at that snout!

(yes yes it is)

@official-megumin

this creature is so beautiful it makes me weep.

#obsessed with the way she describes jeff

i drew a horse from memory one like and i will reveal my beautiful boy to the world

my son philip he eats pencils and drinks paint

omg i did the same thing w a cow the other day .. i hope its ok that i introduced him maybe they can have a playdate. .?

oh my goodness gracious… yes of course

I think they should frolic together..

the world is so beautiful here

"The gods' chosen" "the gods' champion" no that's the god's little wind up toy. The gods' chew toy. The gods' favorite barbie doll

& by the way I can use my blood magic to activate a horrid beast form. Yeah and it’s yucky and everything. Do you wanna come over later

Level of respect a class of teens I have to teach art to have for me when I walk in: 0%

Level of respect after I draw sasuke from memory on the whiteboard: beyond anything you could possibly imagine

the true reason i rarely teach classes is to keep my ego at bay

Guys be like "I want a gamer girlfriend" but get mad when I won't shut up about 2012 stealth-action immersive-sim videogame "Dishonored"

bored border collie: im going to perform psychological experiments on every human member of my household

bored pit bull: i bet i could eat a rock if i tried hard enough

some of my favorite tags

yeah.

one thing about me i’m the leaver. i will leave

PDF of cats (and their dykes) for your reading pleasure  

I hope Nael knows their poem made me cry