Falling More In Love With The Distance

I don’t think enough people understand that this is a reference to the fact that semen glows under UV light

and that Dateline was a show used to trap pedophiles and other sex offenders and arrest them

If Supernatural outright said HALF the things they blatantly imply via reference, they’d be banned from CABLE.

I started on the left and laughed, until near the end when I began to cry and experience actual physical pain in my heart.

u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along

No one will understand how much this just broke my heart.

Trying to explain depression or anxiety to someone who’s never experienced it.

This belongs here.

Yes

“Annoyingly handsome” yep 

That’s an excellent phrase: “annoyingly handsome”

We understand that feel, bro

My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

Smooth as fuck

having a crush on someone who’s famous is so awesome because it’s like hey! no chance of rejection. ever. my existence is completely off their radar. they don’t even know i’m alive. this is great. this is a fun time. i am having so much fun

when your crush tells you about how attractive someone else is

"It’s been ten years, what have you been up to?"

u can tell a lot about a person by their background on their phones

don’t hurt BEES. they just want to pollinate flowers and make honey. hurt WASP’s. fuck them and their old money, big mansions, and country clubs

Keke Palmer geting emotional in an interview with Raven Symone (x)

#as you wish

you know whats better than a mozerella stick?

37 mozzarella sticks

all girls are fucking beautiful and if you try to make them feel like they aren’t because they have fuzzy legs or chubby bellies fuck you

Oh no.

Oh no.

Oh no.

Why are you saying “oh no” there’s a reason the condom was there. Would you rather whoever took it to go have unsafe sex?

the pin

OH NO