sometimes i think apple scrumper and riz gukgak are self inserts

andrew garfield watching red white and royal blue: wow this is so beautiful...i wish i could love a man like this. unfortunately i am burdened by the weight of heterosexuality. oh to be a british gay man falling in love with an american guy....that'd be the dream! i wonder if jesse has seen this...

Wait, I can’t close the door. Well, otherwise [the creatures are] gonna get back out. We can only do that from in there now. The control’s on the other side but whoever does it will be locked in.

Elizabeth Mothman: Tries to kill Jane with poisoned ravioli

Jane apparently:

“If my gay serial killer time traveler sister has taught me anything, it’s that you can achieve your dreams.”

"old friends" is an underrated relationship dynamic because it's such an innocent boring sounding term for what is usually some of the wildest shit imaginable. it's always like 'oh yeah we go way back, we have history' and then you find out that history includes sex, drugs, murder, divorce, war crimes and The Incident

why r there so many posts declaring things "in" and "out" bitch yr tumblr user ass will never be esmé gigi genevieve squalor the city's sixth most important financial advisor. cry about it

can we pretend the ripples in the park lake are like swimming trout........ i could really use a fish right now, fish right now, fish right now.......

girls who had destiel blogs in 2013 and also in 2023 should be retroactively paid $1000 per day by tumblr. you're welcome for creating the fucking culture

Wait

The wolf359 fandom hated Kepler? Like HATED hated? Like, "do not speak to me about this character I hate him" level of hatred?

Uuuuuuuuuh

I am studying him like a bug

A small porcelain bat pendant

It’s a Tree. There was a tree there. Folks cut down a tree, they usually don’t pull the roots, it’s like a Whalefall for fungus and burrowing invertebrates. They feast for decades.

It’s tree roots. I know that’s not cool and adventurous but I promise you it’s tree roots.

No, that's where they dumped the body of my good friend, Mr. Five by Five. We called him that because he was five feet tall and five feet wide. Perfectly spherical.

Zimmermann fw21 details

a new social services team dedicated to finding young men at risk of making a podcast or video essay and giving them an electric guitar instead