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THE YEAR OF THE LUIGI REIGNS ON

why the fuck you measuring time in beyblades

goats are literally Masters of Physics

The fourth dimension is not time.

It is goat.

do you think prison guards use proactive to prevent breakouts

i love physical touch.  like not even kissing and stuff just like.  sitting next to each other with our arms touching or our legs overlapping or walking next to each other with our arms brushing i love knowing im real i love existing with people i love it

it’s so weird that we call our loved ones things that we eat sugar… pumpkin… honey… baby…

you eat babies?

choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you

do seagulls have seagoals

this one does

Is nobody going to even mention that I’m like the palest person ever and am less of a white and more of a pastel blue-green

Someone told me there’s a girl out there with love in her eyes and flowers in her hair.

this is a golden post

In Japan families can summon their house ghost to kill pests for them.

tHIS GERMAN GIRL WANTED A HORSE BUT HER PARENTS SAID NO SO SHE TRAINED UP HER COW

this is important to me i need you all to see it

i never get sick of this guys puns

I specialize in bird law.

Went to bird school, which is for birds

You know some things Jon Snow

a pair of lungs being inflated with air

Does anyone else wonder how hot they would be if if they were born as the other sex?