Hi! Iβm the cheif accountant for a Norwegian small-business named Aphrodite! We saw your explanation about who Aphrodite is/was and we would like permission to put that text on a potential sweater and/or crew neck!π₯°
Hey of course! Would love to see it when it's done
Texting your ex π
heβs a little confused but heβs got the spirit
no this counts i think
gender chaotic neutral
Yea I don't really remember the words but then it goes
I hate my city?
sound on asap
amy adams could do the revenant and the aviator and the wolf of wall street and django and inception and once upon a time in hollywood and blood diamond and catch me if you can and revolutionary road and the great gatsby and titanic but leo dicaprio could NEVER do enchanted
Dildo Generator
Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a βExtrusion/Revolution Generatorβ β¦.
Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).
Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here
the time is now
hell yeah
ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda
itβs called the purple ramjet
which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide
shove a vase up your ass
not even jesus could save yall motherfuckersβ souls
i call it the matterhorn
cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through
i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises
of course this is the post where tumblr is like βSeems sfw to me!β
I call this one the Megahorny
Just cram an entire table lamp up there
Me every time this post crosses my dash:
My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.
Plate.Β
Iβd usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I canβt fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog
How you gonna do us like that bruh???
ITS BACK
M U S H R O O M
en garde
i guess this is the long post all the gays are collectively reblogging today huh
Idk how to work it on mobile which makes me sad
This this fucking terrible thing just killed me
I was just scrolling and my friend asked why I was dying and i just had shown them this.
They are scared of me i think
toilet punger
Iβm fucking DYING
Acorn.Β
Are you available?
No sold out
Discontinued
limited edition
Buried in the desert, waiting to be rediscovered
The PR after the Meghan and Harry interview has been pretty desperate and transparent but I am LOSING it over this headline, what a gift
The reactions. I canβt stop laughing.
Lost it at the rockβs tweet
Iβm not sure which is funnier. Stanley Tucci saying that Ryan Reynolds is a sexier bald man than Prince William when he has a full head of hair, or Stanley Tucci saying that TILDA SWINTON is a sexier bald man than Prince William.
Heβs correct
So thatβs basically how it went down
The One thing we had left-
Legally Blonde (2001) dir. Robert Luketic
imagine youβre looking at rocks at the beach and you get jumped by an octopus
how could you
Tarman behind the scenes of Return of The Living Dead (1985)
Prince Philip looking in good health here
What the..?!
Itβs the herbicide.
Otters secrete thick oils in their fur that help them to be more hydrodynamic and water resistant. Without some kind of cleaning regime, they would like sloths grow plant matter in their persistently moist fur. Whether it be algae, fungi, moss, or other kinds of small plants.
The tree has a circle of absence around it in part because the tree excretes an herbicidal resin; this is a common property of trees particularly conifers.
The otters are rolling around in the dirt around the tree to clean themselves of microscopic insects with the coarse silicone (like with diatomaceous earth) and to coat themselves in herbicidal resins to keep them from growing things.
But⦠How do they know this
Tree smells good
