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People having fun with Alastor's shadow, Part 1
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Average color of US states based on satellite imaging.
fond of the average by county version of this:
also the world version:
Australia is really out there doing her own thing
You’re just jealous of our apocalyptic arse sand
Why is the ground made of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos?
It rusty
Source: erdavis.com
BUDDY you're a BOY you're a BIG BIG BOY you're a BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BOY you got mud on your face you BIG BIG BOY kicking your can all over the place singing WEE wee WEE wee WEE wee WEE wee
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i really think rose quartz is the voice of our times she was suicidal she was bisexual she was a libra she was fat she was horny all the time she was pink she went to war against herself she fumbles people who demand emotional intimacy from her she has a very loose grip on reality she loves everything and hates herself she somehow has mommy issues despite belonging to a species where mothers do not exist her boobs are self-made she was into soundcloud rappers she has committed identity theft and a hundred other war crimes she has several pet lions one of which is a zombie and she couldn’t break out of herself. peace and love on planet girl
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Aang, surrounded by baffled councilmen, interrupted mid meeting: "ZUKO I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’D DO SOMETHING SO RECKLESS!”
Zuko, half burnt after fistfighting his latest assasin: “It’s not that bad. Besides, you’re like twelve, you don't have to worry about this”
Aang: “only tw—I was the one who—! No, you know what? I’m calling your grandpa!”
The councilmen, thinking of Azulon: “?!”
Zuko: “WAIT NO AANG I’M SORRY!”
Aang, meditating aggressively: “TOO LATE.”
Roku, taking Aang’s place: “ZUKO I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’D DO SOMETHING SO RECKLESS!”
The councilmen, losing their fucking minds: “?!?!?!????!??!???!”
Zuko, desperately and defensively: “You tried to fight a volcano!”
Pov: you're a minister in the Fire Nation trying desperately to pass some cabbage by-laws and the meeting starts with the Firelord bursting into the room brushing of remains of an assassination attempt.
And then the Avatar starts yelling about the Firelords great-grandfather and you're Confused and Concerned bec Sozin isn't exactly a good example of, well anything-
And then the Avatar goes into the Avatar State and you're getting real worried for the safety of the Firelord and then the last fireborn Avatar astral projects into the room and he's screaming at the Firelord for not taking his security seriously, and you're relieved but wait WHAT Avatar Roku?? Was Firelord Zuko's great grandfather???? since WHEN????
And the meeting is now completely derailed and you never get to pass your fucking by-laws-
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Out to lunch
All the people in the notes saying 'that's too busy'... maybe this post just wasn't aimed at you.
homes should be alive!!! that's your home!!!!! it is a part of you, and should be as you are!!!!!!! you shouldn't be basing your home decor choices off the tastes of people who think the decor equivalent of black pepper is too spicy for them!!!!!!!!!!!