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don't you DARE take the name of texas in vain

@coddlefish / coddlefish.tumblr.com

i’m turner! i'm a 29 y/o white gay cis male, so he/him! native texan, current minnesotan. happily married and polyamorous. instagram: turnertier
i spend most of my time on twitter or playing ffxiv (midgardsormr server, IGN: turner coddlefish, ranged main). icon and header by hawlucha!!
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Anonymous asked:

we honestly deserve this, after what we did to stopbeing racist

they just wanted to tell people to stop being racist and we jumped on them for their last name…it’s so sad

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"do you seriously think you're above the rules" the stupid ones yeah

if you want me to follow the rules you have to make sure they're not stupid. this isn't a difficult concept to grasp.

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handweavers

mice are having sex in my walls :(

the mice are fucking AND now i'm getting heckled

@oyavaski​ i think the funniest part of this is you thinking that this is fake because.....some of us are the same age and we have normal tumblr names i guess lmao????

never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

you fucked those mice yourself

I fucked those mice myself

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cosmic-tuna

Saw a sibling poll and needed to expand it because I fit, like. Mid youngest, youngest in theory only child in practice, and adopted. And I think they all have their own unique parts in the sibling ecosystem.

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I can’t believe “fake gamer girl” was an actual concept guys thought existed literally the most unfuckable guys who have ever lived were convinced girls were faking being interested in loser nerd hobbies to impress them

I mean, Anita Sarkeesian exists.

guy who fell into a coma in 2014 just woke up

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