thank you for your cooperation

Some more “what’s in my bag” posts from flickr. We have always been the same…..

this seems self-centered you know “stereotypical American bs” but I’m curious

(pt 2) (pt 3)

if u feel the first cramp and think "i dont need a painkiller yet, itll pass" ? that the devil speaking, take that painkiller immediately

It's a lot easier to prevent cramps from getting bad than to stop them once they already are. Take the medicine sooner and use the heating pad sooner rather than later.

This is true of pain medication for ANY condition. My mom drilled this into me back when she worked as an O.R. nurse: Do not wait until the pain is bad. If you know it’s going to be, get ahead of it. First cramp? Medicate now. Twinges of a headache? Medicate now. Pulled your back and you know you’ll feel it later? Medicate NOW.

wish i could call in bitchy to work

sorry boss can’t work today. i woke up and i feel like a total cunt. can’t be trusted with customers

This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

i m;iss when u could touch a tv and feel its fur

When an old tv died it was always very understandable. Screen busted. Tubes broke. Animal sick. Smart TVs will have psychosomatic problems that clear within a day. Ur Apple TV gets mental illness.

It is RAINING and it'll rain ALL DAY. I should NOT be forced to go work for capitalist PIGS I should be allowed to STAY HOME in my COMFY COZY BED drinking HOT CHOCOLATE and SNUGGLING MY BLAHAJ

It is SUNNY and it'll be sunny ALL DAY. I should NOT be forced to go to work for capitalist PIGS I should be allowed to STAY OUTSIDE in the WONDERFUL SUN drinking LEMONADE and WATCHING THE BIRDS

I hope this photographer won a prize

screaming out loud saturday

Let's get cozy, friend.

[crow-time.com]

Oh, you think you're safe now?

Nothing can deliver you from these paws!

I drew cats from stardew valley :D

Perhaps the world of 2044 will be as different from ours as 1979 now seems from our present time. But let us also echo this wish into the future— may they have peace and happiness.

i miss when actors all had normal human teeth

Being on tumblr feels like living in a house full of women. Every other social media feels like being out in public.