I feel like I don’t say this enough, but

FUCK!! FUUUUCK FUCK FUCK!!! WHAT THE FUCK!! WHAT IS GOING ON!!

when people are like "i didn't come here to make friends" i'm like thats sooooo unrelatable. i am always on the look out for some girl friends. I would be in that hunger games cornucopia like "your ex boyfriend did WHAT."

me: i’m a very private person

someone: hi

me: so i’ll start by describing some of my lighter traumas before i get into the real bad stuff

i wish i were rich because that way i could comtinue being Insane & Useless and it would be fine like not even a problem

Nothing hits quite like an italicized "oh".

I should be allowed into every museum’s archives actually

bro if you don’t respect trans and non-binary people get off my blog. i do not like you.

nothing is ever going to be better than this gif. I see this gif and I just about cry every time.

HD remake

( x )

[discovered]

[immediately mocked by scientists]

me as a discovery

How can you not include the video?

@lordcephalopod

THEY’RE ROASTING HIM

Nawww, I’m sure the scientists adore this little guy <3

thank you @agentliz

The Ocean created possibly the cutest creature ever

If you listen to the entire video, they definitely make some cooing noises, so I guarantee that the art is accurate if they could actually touch it.

Fucking superb you funky little cuddle fish

Do all sea explorations sound like the scientists are just on discord?

Watch the video, you won’t regret. XD

when writing the romantic subplot of futurama they had no idea how important the himbo X girlboss dichotomy would be to the youth in the 2020’s

blue print

@slenderverse

Wait for it ❤️ I think they're on a date

having friends in dif time zones is just

having friends in dif timezones that are behind yours

what the fuck is a dilf timezone

i have been informed that i, in fact, have not been wearing my glasses all day