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Bijective Altruist

@exsecant-blog / exsecant-blog.tumblr.com

I've been using Iona as a pseudonym since I ripped it off from the Secret of Kells when I was like 13 and see no reason to stop now. Student, sailor, "purveyor" of "fine" "genuine" "scare-quotes," and general no-goodnik, at your service.
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me, after casting off my toga, swirling wine around in my cantharus, feeling the soft ocean breeze and listening to the song birds as I look out across the ocean in my villa marittima on the coast of Herculaneum: Rome drives me to drink
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hows everyone doing this evening

moist 

dry yourself off you weirdo

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archiemcphee

Listen closely, the Department of Awesome Natural Wonders has something very important to tell you: this surly crustacean wears hairy mittens!

It’s called the Chinese Mitten Crab and it’s 100% real.

Native to eastern Asia and also known as the Shanghai hairy crab, this unusual creature is able to survive in both salt and fresh water. It’s considered a delicacy in Shanghai cuisine but also an invasive species in Europe and North America.

Photos by Blickwinkel/Alamy and lancashireinvasives.org respectively.

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ftcreature

thanks for rebloggin with credit :) 

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reblogged
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bodyglitter

okay i need everybodys opinions on all of these foods: pineapple pizza, avocado, hummus, candy corn, nutella, and dark chocolate

Yes to all

I like all of those sorts of food.

Yes to everything except candy corn

Hummus (only if it's The Good Stuff though, the American packaged nonsense is usually bad), dark chocolate, Nutella, and candy corn are delicious.

Pineapple on pizza is alright in and of itself, but seems to always be with Canadian bacon, which doesn't work so well. I'm not keeping kosher anymore, but I don't really like most pork products (aside from salami and sausage.)

Avocado is great in guacamole, but I don't really like it plain or in sandwiches.

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argumate

pope, antipope, prepope, afterpope, metapope, overpope, underpope, popeful, popeless,

semipope, demipope, infrapope, ultrapope, quasipope

intrapope, infrapope, hyperpope, hypopope, subpope, superpope,

up pope, down pope, truth pope, beauty pope, charm pope, strange pope

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adzolotl

spope

sympope, propope, popophagy, interpope, protopope, copope

yoctopope, zeptopope, attopope, femtopope, picopope, nanopope, micropope, millipope, centipope, pope, kilopope, megapope, gigapope, terapope, petapope, exapope, zettapope, yottapope

propope, metapope, anapope, telopope

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