somekindofold Follow Me: OK, see you later.Gran: No, but I'm worried.Me: About what?Gran: The little girl!Me: What little girl?Gran: Yours.Me: I don't have a little girl. I don't have any kids.Gran: Well in that case, let's dance. Do do dooo do do bah bum!#some kind of old
somekindofold Follow Gran: Look at all that white stuff. They've shit all over the place.#some kind of old#snow
somekindofold Follow Gran: Is Lupita here?Me: (point to the dinner table) Yeah, she's over there.Gran: Oh, the one with her butt facing this way?#some kind of old
somekindofold Follow Gran: Lupita?Me: Yeah?Gran: When is Adriana getting here?Me: I am Adriana.Gran: Ha!#some kind of old
somekindofold Follow Gran: Are any of your boyfriends here?Me: Nope, not a single one.Gran: (smiles knowingly)#some kind of old
somekindofold Follow Gran: (touches my boob) Why do you have this bulge?. It's big.Me: It's my boob.Gran: What?? (laughs) Woops.#some kind of old#they're not big
somekindofold Follow Gran: I'm drunk.Me: At 2pm?Gran: (nods her head)Me: From what? Tequila? Whiskey?Gran: I don't know. I just know that I've been drinking.#some kind of old#she wasn't
somekindofold Follow Gran: (Touches my tattoos) These are pretty. Do they come off?Me: No. Do you want one?Gran: Not right now.Me: How about tomorrow?Gran: Yeah, let's do it tomorrow.#some kind of old#tattoos
somekindofold Follow Gran: Are those two husband and wife?Me: They're two ladies.Gran: Oh, OK.#some kind of old
somekindofold Follow Me: (Show Gran a picture of her from two summers ago)Gran: Is that you?#some kind of old
somekindofold Follow Gran: (points to the Starbucks napkin) How much do these cost?Me: They're free.Gran: They just give them away???#some kind of old#Starbucks
somekindofold Follow Gran: Look at that guy. It looks like his eyes are about to fall out.#some kind of old
somekindofold Follow Gran: (holds out food) This is too sweet.Me: It's vegetable soup. There is no way it can be sweet.Gran: Well, I said sweet, but that's not what I meant. It's not sweet at all.#some kind of old