Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

How fucking old are you people?

normal amount

im riveted by this. this is the future of television. 

this post has rendered my activity feed unusable on so many occasions but I can’t bring myself to delete it. Noodles…

Rob Zombie making brownies

EGGS milk and flour BAKE for half an hour and FROST with the back of my SPATULA

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die

You look at me… okay?

雨のアジサイ寺 // Hydrangea and rain, Kogen-in temple, Kyoto. ♡

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

in grade 6 and every time we had a movie day or class party id ask my mom for a can of doctor pepper but i had to keep it in my backpack and it always got shaken up and would explode when i opened it bcus we all know dr pepper has much more chaos inside the can than any other soda and anyways my whole class instinctively knew every time that my doctor pepper would explode and we'd have to pause the movie and clean it up and id usually be covered in dr pepper for the rest of the day and be super embarrassed and this happened to me about twelve times throughout the year. you might be wondering why i couldnt keep my dr pepper in my locker until we watched the movie and its because i didnt have a locker in grade six after i left a piece of pumpkin pie that my teacher gave me in there for a month and it rotted and molded so bad and there were maggots everywhere so one day i locked the locker and refused to open it ever again so for a whole year i carried all my stuff around because i was afraid to go to admin and tell them about my maggot pie because someone started a rumor that if the principle figured out you did something bad she would lock you down in the basement storage room that was infamous for having a giant rat that lived inside of it and i was afraid of rats after seeing ratatouille because i thought a rat might climb inside my hair and start controlling me and force me to do things i didnt want to do like make soup

“aren’t you tired of being nice” no!!!! i’m tired of everyone else being mean!!!!!!!!

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

Being an adult woman is just like “oh my tummy hurts” “oh my head hurts” “oh the burden of being alive is so heavy today” and then carrying on with your day.

i have so much anxiety when using a vending machine. like the second it begins dispensing my snack im literally afraid every single time it's going to get stuck 😫😫

SAME but one time I went to get a singular drink from a vending machine and it gave me FOUR at once so I try to think about that instead 😂

yes i know the ten commandments.... number one you gotta have fun but baby when ur done you gotta be the first to run.. number two just don't get attached to somebody you could lose so let me tell you this is how to be a hea

I swear you can feel it in your soul when a connection with someone is right for you