Met gala has to smell overwhelming. Half of them don't shower and the rest probably wearing expensive designer perfumes. Nauseating.
good things will happen 🧿
things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿
THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.
Best way to fix a bug
Ever talk to a man and been like…only porn coulda made you this dumb
assumptions I made based on ur favorite mcr album (coming from a bullets stan)
for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits
rest in peace light yagami, rest in peace. shame you never got to use reddit, you would have loved it
this is a boss fight but i don't know which one the boss is
Beware the Ides of March [x]
OF ALL DAYS THIS WAS THE BEST DAY TO DO THIS
Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL bog and you may find A Friend And Boy…
Disturbing My Afternoon Nap
im sorry sir
Put Me Back Of Sleep
you've been hit by
you've been struck by
a roman senator ₍ₓ₂₃₎
Gotta make room for new mistakes in 2021!
When you live alone, the only thing that wakes you up faster than a cold toilet seat…
is a warm toilet seat
last night i got asked out by not one, not two, but zero people