I Play To Win!

of course you have a military rank and a plastic crack addiction

LOOK I JUST REALLY ENJOY THEIR FRIENDSHIP OK?? You can't tell me they wouldn't hang after their respective personal quests (spawn ending ofc)/emotional breakdowns over their own mortality

the weirdest fucking thing to me is how men will be like "it's so hard being a man. no one cares that i'm sad. the loneliness we experience could NEVER be understood by a woman" and then also be like "btw i never talk to my friends and i don't know their names and i love hanging out with men because they don't talk about their stupid emotions all the time. women could never understand a bond like this." like ???

I think part of what made Fantasy High so beautiful is that Brennan was acutely aware that DnD was new not only to (a part of) his players, but also the audience. So he looked them in the eyes and said take my hand. This is how magic works. Also. An important thing. In here. We go batshit. There's an entire dimension in your jacket and they do not want you to ask follow-up questions. Your principal just shot someone in the head. Your god is real and he loves you but also he's kind of a loser frat boy. This man is getting his magical powers through the power of No Fap. Rock music is the source of immaculate conception. Don't be scared to create literally anything with me, you are safe here. Not from the rōmænce partner you lied about having but. From the judgement of the cruel mistress we call reality. Look at me. Laws are threats and the police is an occupying army and we will get ice cream.

gale: *tells tav about the orb*

gale, later, rocking in his bedroll: "oh god was i weird? i was totally weird. they hate me now i bet. oh god"

WHAT'S UP WITH YOU?

gortash wants you to kill orin and take her netherstones so that the two of you can control the brain and take over the world together but orin wants you to kill gortash and then rob him because she finds him annoying and does not like him. she is the real one here

...yeah

Back into Cyberpunk 2077

im cooking

always in my heart

lord the peasants are so loud today

pheasants. PHeasants. The birds

Shovel says fuck the authority

"let people be wrong about you" is such good advice that i am unfortunately physically incapable of following. if i am incorrectly perceived by anyone i will simply start ripping things with my teeth

Looking through Minthara’s epilogue dialogue with the various origin characters is hilarious because with lae’zel, karlach, and shadowheart she’s really nice and supportive and curious to hear how they’ve been doing. Meanwhile she is doing psychological warfare on the men

we need more misandrist women in media