Smeg Head

Every other straight man ever singing about a woman: wow baby you’re so sexy I love you because your body is sexy

Hozier, an intellectual and lesbian ally: I am a bird of prey and you are a sharp spike upon which I impale small rodents

Straight man #2505: we met at the club she was really hot

Forest lad himself: it was as my baby churned up the mud that she found me there, buried and alone

Fucking eduardo sheerman or whomever: I just want to errr kiss you babe

Andrew Hozier Byrnes: I want nothing more than for us to lay in a field together until we decompose and are eaten by foxes

club night idea: mcr’s entire discography in the order of most danceable to most depressing so by the end of the evening you’re crying on the floor to desert song

ask and yall will receive 

how do we get gerard to make 10 more songs

seriously though bisexuality being defined as attraction to men and women is a heterosexual’s definition of bisexuality actual bisexual groups and organizations have been defining it as attraction to two or more genders or same and other genders since the nineties and plenty of nb people actually id as bi and refusing to accept how we define ourselves is so absurdly biphobic and heterosexist and jfc it’s 2014 can other queer people fucking realize and acknowledge this

The purple stripe on the bi flag is meant to represent attraction to nb genders and the bisexual manifesto published in Anything That Moves includes the lines “Do not assume that bisexuality is binary or duogamous in nature … In fact, don’t assume that there are only two genders.” That was published in 1990. It’s older than a lot of people here, including me, and older than terms like “pansexual” and “polysexual” by at least a decade. Bi history is important.

‘Bisexual’ meant ‘all genders and none’ back in the 1970s when I came out. It’s important to remember that. Maybe the word isn’t quite right now, but the meaning behind it, in my experience, always has been.

It’s 2018 and there are still people who think bisexual is transphobic. This post was written four years ago and is still relevant.

NPC’s Do Not Deserve The Same Hairstyle As Me 

Followup:

NPC’s Do Not Deserve BETTER Hairstyles Than Me

me at 20 years old watching stranger things’ romance plots between middle schoolers

I’m almost 30 I absolutely feel this image

when you’re so sleep-deprived that you don’t even feel tired anymore

when u and ur friends are all feelin that depression at the same time but still wanna chill

dw i’ll give you some neck sonic

dear God take care of her when i can’t

Me when I pet a stray cat and it then runs away

Me irl

me: i’m going to bed early

me at 3:07am:

Getting hickeys is the easiest and most passive way to let your friends and family know you FUCK

Or that your neck is susceptible to enemy attack. Rookie.

I saw 0 wake me up when Sepetember end jokes this year and this is the character development we all needed

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