I'll never go, I just want to be invited.

People love to go “ in the Soviet Union they picked your job for you 😭” yeah cunt that’s what we’re doin now too except they make you bark like a dog for three weeks straight first getting denied everywhere you wanna work until you end up somewhere you dont like anyway. Let’s just cut out that middle man why don’t we

Forgot what website I’m on

I think we need more "unnecessary" gore in horror movies actually I think people should explode into a giant mess of blood and tissue and viscera during random scenes in horror movies

Good point actually there should be gore and blood explosions in keeping up with the kardashians

actually not emotional over graduating university, just over losing my jstor access

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they would find each other in any universe

"it's so fucking over" yeah dude it's 11pm it's the end of the day it's time for you to go to bed. and tomorrow you'll be so fucking back because you'll be awake. go tuck yourself in dude you'll be ok

“i want hunter x hunter to come off hiatus”. well i want an end to global warmning 😑

well i want the yoi movie

how will they be able to skate when all the ice is gone

Niall on stage in Manila - 05/13

little thingy from the other week, stuff on my mind

as always l The Oatmeal l ⬇txt-edited

Reblog if you stand against order, civilization, and goodness itself

Queerphobes always make us sound so fucking cool.

Yarrr!

I see a child run out in front of this car and I throw a black lace shawl over their shoulders, saving their life

You live in a house decorated according to your url. What does it look like