I made a new account
It's jojocheeto if anyone still actually cares lol
I really wish I had died in that first fire. Everyone would've been happier. I wouldn't have been around to apparently ruin their lives. Never would've lived long enough to recognize what a terrible person I am. So much easier. I don't want to be alive anymore.
just drove a guy home from a bar and for the whole 15 minutes he talked about how excited he was to see his wife
We live in an age where you can press a button and a deep web hitman shows up at your door and kills you. Technology is incredible.
what button
what fucking button
a little less sixteen candles, a little more “touch me” // fall out boy
Strawberries make the best parents
A letter from Joe Biden.
me: *spends $3″
me:
Moon moon strikes again. (via throat_butter)
Sip sip sip #hognose #snake #snek #reptiblr
Someone call the cops. This is too cute to be legal.
when you see a hot guy wearing gray sweatpants