Today's Seal Is: The Howler

the best steven universe character was blue zircon, who in about six minutes of screentime has an anxiety attack, packbonds with the alien she’s assigned to defend, and accuses a dictator of intra-familial premeditated murder

every tapwater is "drinkable tapwater" if u can attune your system to the resonant frequency of each pernicious metal in the solution

#0304 - #0306

Aron, Lairon, Aggron

ADHD

the most important pattern i will ever make 

yes yesy yes yes yes yes hell yes ys yes yes

BLGBGLGGBGLGLGLBBHLVLBVGLGLGBBLV

pig,,

This little butch piggy went to a bar and tried to pull a femme baddie

she succeeded

This has better practical effects than a marvel movie.

“Carve” by Woshibai

Today's Card Is: Swablu

tumblr users will see the word shrimp and black out and hit reblog without reading the rest of the post