Always Fabulous

*slams reblog*

Klezmer dolphins.

I don’t know that I’ve reblogged anything faster in my entire tumblr life.  

I’m shook.

THERE IS WATER AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN CARRY THE WATER REMOVE THE WATER

when i was about 8 (bearing in mind deathly hallows was released when i was about 15) i wrote a harry potter fanfiction where harry and ginny where married and it was the morning of the september 1st and they were taking their 3 kids to the platform to meet ron, hermione, and their kids. i dont remember what the weasley kids were called, but i do remember that harrys kids were called lily, james, and for some reason mercury bob. i dont know why mercury bob, but i do know its still less stupid than albus severus.

it was only a mater of time 

Aw, yeah, that’s the good shit.

I love abandoned ruins so much

the world taken back by nature is my aesthetic

i lost my glow stick and i was ready to cry but then i turned off the lights and found it because it was glowing i am so fcking smart stephen hawking got nothing on me

Irony

cannibalism

when i realized this was an actual ad and not some top tier shitpost i almost had a fucking stroke

Get ripped. Eat pasta. Be gay.