me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home:

me every single week: I'll do it on the weekend!

me the entire weekend:

the circus was in town that day 🤡

happy lesbian visibility week to them

Immersive gaming

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Another sketch brought to you by #paleostream

Some still young Barbourofelis investigate a single crab that fearlessly stands it's ground.

oops💥💦

3 core beliefs of be kind be weird eat berries

slightly late to the party buuuuut happy lesbian visibility week<333

A professor gave us an extra credit option: take a picture of yourself outside, doing something that you would not usually do. We were told not to take it too seriously. Here is my entry:

I maintain that sticking my head in the mailbox is not something I do on a regular basis.

Love that some of you are reblogging this. You looked at a picture of a guy with his head in a mailbox and went "yeah"

Can't wait to see if everyone did something like this or if they had a normal reaction. I will keep you posted.

[ID: a photo of a pale person wearing a black t-shirt and jeans with his head in a mailbox /END ID]

Hello to everyone asking for an update!

The professor has said that he will put all submitted pictures into a powerpoint to be shown in class tomorrow (Tuesday, March 9th). I am very much looking forward to seeing the reaction from him and from the rest of the class. I promise to keep you informed.

Update: the professor saved my picture for last. I was told that I had "truly embodied the spirit of the assignment" and that I had gone "above and beyond."

Also, to everyone who is worrying about whether or not I got my head out, I was gifted with a very small head, and while I got out just fine I would NOT recommend this if you have a large head or even a normal sized head.

Hey you guys should make this into a meme.

Hows this?

Perfect

2017-2018 Subaru Forester

I love it here.

having my evening cucumber

I offered a portion to this large and mannerly horse

noble steed uses her hands to manipulate

imagine sitting around outside doing nothing and suddenly a giant beast delicately places a cookie into your mouth

MOST BASS ARE JUST FISH BUT LEROY BROWN WAS SOMETHING SPECIAL

free my girl she did all that shit but the fandom is mischaracterizing her for it

free my girl she has the same character traits as a male character but is getting deemed a bitch for them

free my girl she acted irrationally in a situation where it was impossible to act rationally and is now being hated for it

I’m going to unlearn shame *bursts into tears and beats my head against a brick wall*

being so fr with you all we need to drastically accelerate anti-car propaganda.

we need to make it so clear to future generations that we no longer tolerate a world where you cannot conveniently go for a walk or get a coffee or get groceries without a car

the cyerce elegans sea slug srsly has no business looking this ethereal

are you the gay who can drive or the gay who can cook