why am i getting polish humble bundle ads
tiny lil people living in ur pubic hair living their tiny lil lives in their tiny lil homes paying off their tiny lil mortgages driving to their tiny lil office buildings working 9-5 in their tiny lil pubicles
Benders hands
this is important
but I thought these were Bender’s hands
me getting pulled over in the city: what seems to be the problem officer
cop: one of your tail lights was blinking
me: you mean my turn signal?
cop: what the fuck is that
~ Misty in Alola! ☆
new covergirl wtesilkcsk freiusit sprisizdters
Ppl without ADHD be like “oh if I get rid of all possible distractions then you’ll be forced to focus on the boring task!” Fool… You underestimate my Power
“There is nothing on the desk besides my homework. Oh. Well would you look at that. I have hands.”
it is the last day of the year and i am
a f r a i d
Speed Racer is a treasure and nobody can tell me otherwise, you hear!
Every single episode of speed racer is like this
I’m phobic
Just scared
ayyyyy
I dunno who the hell made these but this may be one of the best ones ive seen