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the official blog of peter dinklage
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tiny lil people living in ur pubic hair living their tiny lil lives in their tiny lil homes paying off their tiny lil mortgages driving to their tiny lil office buildings working 9-5 in their tiny lil pubicles

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me getting pulled over in the city: what seems to be the problem officer

cop: one of your tail lights was blinking

me: you mean my turn signal?

cop: what the fuck is that

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