This is the end of the beginning

has anyone seen that lady since?

“Did I stutter?”

(via DanKaszeta)

I’d get dressed an hour early just to sit in the room n watch my girlfriend get ready n listen to her tell me how she does her eyebrows

goin home to be ugly in peace is one of my fav things to do

if I die please don’t let my mom bury me with a ugly wig. Please let her know 28 inches of Brazilian wavy with a silk lace closure is what I wanted. Thank you.

28 inches and a silk lace closure? ima rob your grave.

I’d deadass come back to life like Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen and fight you like I was number 1

*new yorker voice* bada bing

*other new yorker across the street* bada boom

*another New Yorker opens their window* FORGET ABOUT IT

*new yorker on rooftop* IM WALKIN HERE

the face of freedom 🇺🇸

know your angles

why are old people so obsessed with doing this

I had to post this whole thread because this is the definition of a wholesome post. 😭😂💕🔑

This is beyond cute and innocent. I love it 😭

My guy 💪

This is so cute I love it

TL;DR : Watch this incredible story in video

holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????

this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do

*bell about to ring*

*binders are being put away*

Teacher: Stop! The class isn’t over!

*binders being put away slightly slower*

Why are teachers so offended by proper time management

The story writes itself. *scribbling*

imagine ur otp

omg what’s the continuation? where are they now? i need updates!

She is everything