just a little baby bird

i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me

I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.

At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee

a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and  whispered “count olaf”

once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”

A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.

Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.

one time a drunk girl started crying because she said she loved my eyebrows so much

FOR SALE: GENUINE DKNY ACTIVE TURTLE NECK SWEATER SIZE M

as seen in this quality selfie of me, send me a message if youre interested and I’ll give you more details and pictures if you like

FOR SALE

including genuine Chanel vest and Dolce & Gabbana t-shirt

please message me if you’re interested or would like any more info or pics of any of these items

(some individual pics coming soon)

FOR SALE

please message me if youre interested or would like more information or pictures of any of these items

(honestly that angora short-sleeved sweater needs to be snapped up by somebody because its a fucking gem (the turquoise jumper is also angora btw))

FOR SALE

please message me if you are interested in or would like any information or photos of any of these items

FOR SALE

Bralette: unworn, Size 8 UK

High-waisted pants: unworn, Size 10 UK  (but very much on the small size)

Suspender belt: worn once, Size 8 UK

stephen hawking on zayn leaving one direction (via joolaweed)

i went to rome and it was ok

Do you think I’d be allowed to rollerblade in that amphitheatre?

i really really hope so

was there nandos

Greggs is Serious Business, apparently.

greggs is serious business, trust

me reviewing every song: its no burnin up by the jonas brothers but i can still bump it

new haircut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

ur new hair is so phresh that it's like an automatic wavey garm fam

are u s hitting me