siri, why does god allow suffering?

Working on a new series for a gallery show I'll be part of in May!

Made the worst brownies ever created just now

Chat where did I go wrong

the reviews are in

fog of war in the grocery store

clicks you. commands you to explore

on it boss

there's cheese in here boss

Nice consequences, did your actions pick them out for you ?

We all got that one vassal who's read a few too many warrior tales... Trying to get a little freaky with it on the down low... Won't shut up about his loyalty unto death... Saying shit like "my liege, I am your blade...." Bitch I sent you to guard my isolated holdings in the eastern provinces for a reason!!!!!!! #REBLOG!!!!!

Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 🫵stupid little breads in the case

I'm just saying, if there's a curse that runs along your family line and you don't tell your kids about it, how the hell are they supposed to go on a quest to stop it?

Tell your children about your medical history.

lust

Krisnix is so fucking funny. Imagine the only things you care about are being a successful defense attorney and being so obsessed with your crush that you'd go through the most convoluted, wildly inconvenient bullshit just to keep him close. And then you meet another guy who also only gives a shit about those two incredibly hyper-specific things. He doesn't have a crush on you, though, he has a crush on a guy who is basically exactly like you but infinitely more inconvenient and also went gray before he hit double-digits. You torch your crush's entire life for his audacity. He absolutely is not as much in love with you as he is the other guy still, even though that dude is an entire ocean away, but he does still take you to the world's shittiest dive bar once a week for 7 years. You kill his daughter's biological father and try to send him to jail for it. He makes your own employee send you to jail instead. He comes to visit you in jail and you find out he didn't even know you owned a dog this entire time.

do NOT feel bad abt scarfing down a tub of raspberries. there is NO reason at all to ration them like other delicious treats bc they WILL mold as soon as theyre out of your line of sight

I moved recently to start a new job and part of my commute now involves one of those high capacity toll booths where a two lane road suddenly flares out into 5-7 lanes of total anarchy with no lines anywhere, and then narrows back down to two lanes again, and we're just supposed to sort ourselves out? Who designed this

anyway I dreamed up this helpful anatomical guide on the drive home

UNWARRANTED?

me personally, I pause mid reading rpf and dm celebrities to get their permission to bust and if they don't reply I kill myself

yeah, that's The Stoker

bram?

— The Heron, by Paul Farley

disturbingly average customer service experience

and i think to myself

what a wonderful world