telling a joke on tumblr is fun but watch out! if it gets over 1000 notes your joke is automatically exposed to people who have never once heard a joke in their life.
"why would you say that" because it was funny. "but that isn't true" it's the funniest way to express that sentiment. "why would you do that" because it's a joke.
hey now...
Couldn't have nailed me any harder to the floor if you had a fucking hammer.
real
Sorry but your sexual fantasy has a plot hole in it. Orgasm denied.
"you're a sick individual" actually i'm part of a sick union. there's quite a few of us i'm afraid.
"i don't like rap" "i don't like country" "i don't like jazz" "i don't like disco" OPEN YR EARS & YR HEART!!!! YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!!!!
you get one (1) life. try everything.
GOD. still the funniest transition in the show bar none
Nothing Matters is my kenstewy anthem
Caesar on a TV screen is Kendall’s anthem just to add lol
i love dogs that say woowoo i love dogs that say rooroo
The fact that tumblr is my primary social media is proof that I’m far gone
me going to bed tonight
'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me
i assume you are kind of a loser
Well man this is tumblr
A cosmic tribute to my current favourite comment in YouTube history
the bond between mutuals who only share one or two fandoms is stronger than an entire fandom combined… I do not know what you are blogging about but you are right, pip-pip and bing-bong are homosexuals who crave blood and understanding and I will heart that in support
