can you feel the love tonight?

Romantic Shipwrecked moments, in honor of Valentine’s Day

True crime podcast: Police say the suspect not only murdered his victims, but dismembered and ate their body parts piece by piece. I guess they had never heard of Blue Apron. Blue Apron provides dozens of delicious meals for

i love student housing. i’m in the common room waiting for a friend and there’s some dude crying on the couch w a bunch of his friends around him and i can only hear bits and pieces but someone asked him “who gets the minecraft server if you guys break up?” and he started crying harder and a 3rd person reached over to smack the guy who asked it on the back of the head

university is the best place on earth bc everyone has like 400 iq points but we’re all collectively only using 18 of them (7 on weekends but we have to share them)

Ew university students aren’t smarter than anyone ever at any point

hmm it’s almost like i exaggerated the number to make a, how you say, joque! but it seems like it wasn’t your turn with the iq points this weekend huh

listen i kno we all have a giggle at people from ye olden times for believing in the four humors and bloodletting and shit like that but there are adults in this year of our lord 2018 who deadass believe there are Toxins in their body that can be released by drinking juice

Happy Superbowl

Booty shorts that say goblin on the butt

@itsatru where do I buy these???

hey! you can get them HERE!! all designs are fully customizable, so feel tree to change colors or styles or products

all royalties earned are donated to AFSP - so far the shop has earned about $35! thanks everyone this has been really great :)

Hey since this post is making the rounds again, THIS version of the post right here has a purchase link!!!

Boost!

I want ALL of these.

im just a simple woman who loves cuddles and hand holding and bread

If you think I won’t murder a man for Bumble, you’re right.

I’d murder ten men for her.

I would just like to thank the tumblr staff for not developing a memories app like other social media platforms because I really don’t need to remember what specific parts of fandoms I was into on this day in 2010

bold of you to assume that the tumblr staff knows enough about programming to develop such an app

This is honestly the best reblog of this post I’ve seen so far

Y'all vape :/ why you do that shit to your body…the chemical. Smoke cigarette it’s a plant

I literally just said this yesterday

you guys heard of cbd

Cock and ball dorture?

sometimes i have a deep need for a gut laugh at 3 AM that only “ridiculous reasons my child has had a meltdown” reddit topics can satiate

im in tears

just one more

some of u are bots and it shows

oh word?

me: tries to sign into my google account

google: this UGLY bitch just tried to HACK into your account. destroy all your electronic devices to prevent this