due to budget cuts our treasurer is now a little mouse pulling his empty pockets inside out and looking up forlornly with great big tears in his eyes
ANNE HATHAWAY attends the Michael Kors fashion show during New York Fashion Week | September 14, 2022
ANNE HATHAWAY as ANDREA “ANDY” SACHS The Devil Wears Prada (2006) dir. David Frankel
My dad was eating pistachios so I reached my hand out and he just started peeling them and giving them to me. Then suddenly went "I really hope you find someone who loves you a lot" and I went "enough to peel my pistachios for me?" And he laughed and said "yeah exactly" before carrying on giving me more
LOVE LANGUAGE.
I am a girl in her room. This qualifies me as a prophet.
people are the most interesting thing in the world im obsessed w everyones weird habits and funny stories. the average person is so fucked up that its funny. like no one on earth is normal n u should make it ur job to see why
Large Halloween Scary Pumpkin Jack O’Lantern // GwenynGruffydd
Hold on, this is fascinating. Reblog this and tell me in the notes how old you are and if you ever had typing lessons.
What in God’s good name is a “typing lesson”
'Parasite' painted on a statue of Queen, Elizabeth in Kent, England
Don’t Worry Darling (2022)
reblog or reply with your love song. you know, the one that you think is what love sounds like
diet soda isn’t gross
i got told to go fuck myself so reblog this post and tell me your opinion on: diet soda, mayonnaise, mushrooms, glazed donuts, and egg salad