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haelstorm

me: i want to buy new books

the 10 unread books i bought last year, staring at me from my bookshelf:

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Do y'all remember being a kid and trying to read in the car while it was dark outside and your parents wouldn’t let you turn on the light so you would try to grab snatches of sentences when you passed by street lights

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twelvegifs

What are you doing? I’m doing what everybody does, when the world’s in danger. I’m calling the Doctor. Pressing “send”.

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akajustmerry

when river song schools the doctor from beyond the grave on his own moral code via sending him her diary

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JK Rowling: Suddenly, light started shining through the window!
J.R.R. Tolkien: The window, which hanged on the wall, softly letting it's curtains dance around the room, suddenly brought a bright light into the house.
Douglass Adams: Quite unexpectedly, light shined through the window in the room, which was less surprising when you think about the fact that's what windows are for.
Lemony Snicket: Light shined through the window abruptly.
abruptly, usually means unexpected, or sudden. For instance, if your mother picked you up from school after telling you twice about doing that, it would not be abruptly. However, if someone were to tell you your house burned down and your parents were dead without telling you to sit down first, it would very much be called, abruptly.
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idrils

‘aunt josephine’s fallen for count olaf’s disguise and for count olaf’ is such a good zeugma, klaus baudelaire is my dude

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+ Favourite ASOUE moments :: In the book, the Baudelaire children don’t run off to the mill by themselves, instead it is Mr. Poe that takes them there. Hence the “off-book” part. 
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eggogorgon
My name is Shirley! I’m a poor receptionist who lives all alone and wants very much to raise children of her own. Alas, the helter skelter life of a working girl has left me no time to find a partner, and the cruel reality of adoption economics has left me unable to purchase even the runtiest of orphans!
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