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420 Graze It

@strongman-freakshow / strongman-freakshow.tumblr.com

[Independent fantroll RP blog] M!A: None
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property-is-theft
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teaboot

"I was unhappy with my service, and I will not be coming back!"

Cool. Don't

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teaboot

"Be sure to pass my complaint along to management." I won't. In fact, I'm going to tell him you left a compliment. Eat ass

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teaboot

"You've lost a customer!" No. No, I wouldn't call this a loss

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teaboot

Ma'am I know this may come as a shock to you but the reason you're unhappy everywhere you go is because every time you go somewhere, you are there. And I can sympathize. Because I'm experiencing this problem right now, too. But together. I believe we can make it through this

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teaboot

Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. I don't care

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teaboot

*softly* you're an unpleasant person

#ooc#funny things#this is the biggest mood I've seen in my life
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strongman-freakshow

@malleablepersonage

D -[Yo! Been a long ass time since I done seen a new peep on th' block.]->

D -[Sup witcha? Th' name be Gamzius, but ya colt call me Jean.]->

howdy howdy. I’m Kris! A pleasure to meet you, Jean. As far as sup? Just a little bit of recreational arson. How about you?

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D -[A li'l burnin' 'n' scorchin', huh? Heh heh, I be knowin' all 'bout that.]->

D -[Li'l hard t' avoid it myself.]->

D -[For me? I be doin' a bit of... Fishin'. B)]->

#rp#malleablepersonage
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> Gamzius: Prepare.

Thanks to your methods of getting to the Gaudy Palace Supreme, you couldn’t simply bash your head against the wall and wake up in your hive with a slight headache. You had to check your surroundings to make sure it’s occupant didn’t discover you or your ruse accidentally. After surveying the halls for a solid stretch of time, you cautiously rolled off the roughly hewn marble slab you were using as a reclining platform and retrieved your mobile communicator.

#ic#plot#((Oh he fancy huh?))
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> Gamzius: Cut your losses.

You hadn’t heard from your metallic companion for almost the entire night, even though you were desperately in need of a second opinion for your plan. You heaved a heavy sigh and turned the screen of your mobile communicator off, knowing it would do you little good to continue fretting. Wherever GZS had gotten off to, you fully expected them to return before long.

#ic#plot#((Fuckin finally got this out.))#nsfw?
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Ughhhhh this is why i fucking hate writing text posts on mobile. Everything is so sus and as soon as you swap to another app or check out some OTHER post cuz you got a notification- POOF!

All those words you were writing?

GONE, DUMBASS!

Hope you remember what you wrote because *I* sure don't!!!!!

Fuck me, man.

#ooc#((i am kill.))
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