Nailed it

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

Not risking it

hope ya pets even healthier in 2018

outfit concept

no pants?

this is more of a pussy out look

Fuck chocolate

he didn’t have to come for her wig like this

The Ivysaur literally said its own name before she said a word so the little kid had every right to tear the bitch apart

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

I’m confused, what is left…

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

You really forgot your whole brain.

she read this post with her pussy

I remember running to the kitchen immediately after this performance ended and drinking an 8oz glass of tapwater to make myself gay permanently.

the fact vegans think they can be appropriated is the funniest fucking thing i’ve heard in my life

I need to know what happened after “you absolute fuck”

who is she

me: *picks up the phone*

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