Tarantino & arts by Shusaku Takaoka

“you all are great people, and what you’re doing is art, but it’s also a crime punishable by 28 days in prison” is a real sentence that got said to me tonight by a security officer i think i’m living my best life

this is what was happening if anyone was wondering 

Fuck that Netflix and chill - what’s your net-net-net worth?

no offense but I’ve never gotten over anything that’s happened to me in my life

The Greenland shark has the longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to 500 years, and doesn’t even reach sexual maturity until they are 150 years old. (Source)

associating a song with a person is a risky move

“People are freaking out about this edible cookie dough!” All cookie dough is edible if you aren’t a bitch