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*ICON DRAWN BY @aero-mod* Hi, my name is Brain Teaser. I'm a simple earth pony living in the town of Ponyville. I was born in Manehatten before I left for Canterlot to study law at only 14. After passing the bar exam I received my attorney's badge and became a lawyer at 15 years old, making me equestria's youngest attorney! I now work in the Equestrian Law Offices here in Ponyville and am currently living with my very special somepony Rosie, who I've been with for the last 5 years and never want to spend a day without! Feel free to ask us questions!https://twitter.com/AskBrainTeaser
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✨ Wishing you all Merry Christmas and a happy new year! ✨

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Look, I’m all for tushie nibbles every now and then but my office has been receiving quite a few complaints. Now if we can just talk about this in professional and rational—You’re already doing it. You did it in the middle of me talking. -_-

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Rational?! What's that? Two marshmallow ponieeess... but one is going insane XD

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I know I’m a snack but not for you! 😖

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Why does this blog now redirect me to my dashboard? Why can't I actually go onto it anymore?

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Does it? It’s not doing that on my end. What exactly are you clicking on?

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WARNING: VENT AHEAD

Hi everyone. Mod here.

A recent event that I would prefer not go into details about right now has put me in a very somber mood right now, so I just want to get this out.

Whatever our future has in store for us, I want each and every one of you to know that I'm incredibly grateful for each and every one of you for sticking by my side for all these years and helping me grow into the person I am today, even if I don't post to this account as often as I used to.

I always do my best to try and repay that kindness as much as I can, and if there was any point in our history that I did anything to upset, disgust or make you uncomfortable in the past, I promise you that was never my intention and I apologize for it. Even if I haven't wronged you outright, I'm still sorry for not acknowledging you guys as often as I should.

I do have to confess that my hope for humanity in the distant future is pretty bleak as things are right now, but I want to continue to do my best to make whatever time we have left as enjoyable for as many people as I can, and I hope that when the time comes for me to go, there will be others who will continue in my footsteps to bring that same joy to people.

Sorry, I realize this is all a bit melodramatic, but I had to get it out there to help me cope.

Thank you all so much! I love you all! ❤

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Summer commissions are now open!

I'll be accepting an indefinite number of slots unless demand becomes too excessive that I won't be able to manage it all, in which case I may close them temporarily.

If you want a spot, fill out my commission form here:

To see my current rates, click here:

Hey all! Mod is doing comms again so hopefully he'll get back to drawing ponies again. x3

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